Today I distributed a photo, at right, from Guys Weekend of Schwartz and Scott appearing to copulate while they were ostensibly trying to roust that inveterate drinkin' puss D.W., who had checked out early. I slugged it "The Gayest Photo Ever Taken."
Below is the transcript of a Facebook chat in which Rhiannon tries to explain to Michael why it was so gay (as if the looks of pure pleasure on our fornicators' faces was insufficient evidence).
7:14pm Michael what was gay about it?
7:15pm Rhiannon no dear, the question is: what wasn't gay about it?
7:16pm Michael see, i was on top. so i am not doing anything gay. THEY might be, but not me.
7:19pm Michael right?
7:20pm Rhiannon you are making the gayest face on earth
ok ok
let's put it this way
7:20pm Michael that, ma'am, is just my regular face.
7:21pm Rhiannon your face is showing pure enjoyment and pleasure in response to the gay things the bottom gay guy is doing to you
=GAY
7:21pm Michael he is not doing it to me...he is doing it at the end of me.
7:22pm Rhiannon right
still gay
7:22pm Michael i'm wearing an NRA shirt!
7:23pm Rhiannon so
that does not excuse any homo activities
you could be wearing a shirt that says "I LOVE WOMEN"
but the pic is still totally gay
7:25pm Michael woMAN
only one.
7:25pm Rhiannon nice try
still gay
